ruby123
01-04-2010, 09:31 PM
1. Santa singh comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
2. Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Santa singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
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4. Banta to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Banta: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
5. Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
6 . Santa with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
7 . Santa falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."
8. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Santa ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
9. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!
10 . Santa's Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Santa: Why are you praying for that?
Santa's Son: That is what I have written in my exam.
11.Santa is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
2. Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Santa singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
http://www.1800arooshi.com/jokes/santabantajokes.gif
4. Banta to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Banta: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
5. Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
6 . Santa with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
7 . Santa falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."
8. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Santa ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
9. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!
10 . Santa's Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Santa: Why are you praying for that?
Santa's Son: That is what I have written in my exam.
11.Santa is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."